charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
penis-hilton:

this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet

penis-hilton:

this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet

vapore0n:

I hope Bob was bitten on his leg and they saved him by cutting it off but they’re eating his infected leg. That’d be the ultimate fuck you to those nasty cannibals from Terminus.

olitzequation:

atane:

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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!!!!!!

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

EBOLA JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY

coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c