swaggin my way downtown
twerkin fast
bitches pass
and im hoodbound
(Source: circletines, via bhabyjustsmile)
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
(via mister-comedy)
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
OKAY I GIVE UP THIS POST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH
(via thestrayline)
today in class someone got a detention for facial hair so hE PULLS OUT A RAZOR AND STARTS SHAVING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
(via phokingkaren)
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
(Source: twistedthemusical, via aangelicango)
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
(via youreinate)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
